Stinkiss Originals

At the end of this day, may you look back and know

Inside: It was perfect. Happy Birthday

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"Ah yes, I believe this particular kind of wine is known as red wine. You can tell by the redness."

Inside: Another Year Older, Another Year Closer To Making Up Crap. Happy Birthday

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Happy Birthday To One Really Hot Woman

Inside: It's a Hotflash. Don't Worry, It'll Pass. Happy Birthday

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Another birthday? Just look in the mirror! Do you see wrinkles, gray hair? Of course you don't!

Inside: Because Your Eyesight's Shot! Have a Happy Birthday Anyway

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I wish you Joy . . . I wish you Happiness . . .

Inside: I wish you Clearance Shoes in your size! Happy Birthday

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For Your Birthday I Thought About Making You A Cake

Inside: But I'm So Much Better At Pies! Happy Birthday

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Happy Birthday To One Odd Duck

Inside: Like They Say "Birds of a Feather"

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Remember that Birthday when you woke up the next morning wearing nothing but a Feather Boa?

Inside: I didn't think so. Hope this one is just as great! Happy Birthday

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I wanted to give you a home where the buffalo roam . . .

Inside: But the deer filed an injunction, claiming I was endangering the natural habitat of a rare endangered antelope. So I hired a lawyer to handle the case, but all I heard from him was discouraging words. Then the skies suddenly filled with clouds and a huge rainstorm flooded the entire valley. . . . I decided you'd like a nice card.

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On your Birthday - if things don't go your way

Inside: Grab your balls and go home . . . Hope your Birthday is a hole in one!

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